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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

share office space ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

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So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good.

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts